Didn't give a fuck yesterday.
Don't give a fuck today.
Probably won't give a fuck tomorrow.

Smiling With Your Eyes










Weng Lum and I were talking about Tyra Banks always wanting her models to do the 'smiling with your eyes' thing. So I said my MSN display photo is doing the same thing; smiling with my eyes.


Then he said I look more shocked than smiling. I told him I'll show him in uni that I can smile with my eyes and he said I cannot cover my mouth cuz that's cheating and he'll ILLUSTRATE his point..





HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


Weng Lum you're awesome haha.

Labels: Friends

Of Overrated-ness










I sincerely think that all the hype that everyone has been giving Tenji, is too much and really, Tenji is overrated.


I'd just say that the environment there is really nice; scenery and all. Loved those.


Food-wise? It really depends on what you want. Based on what people have been telling me, how good the food is yadda yadda, I'd say it's just alright. Nothing fantastic. Nothing that will make me crave something from Tenji.


Compare Jogoya and Tenji? Tenji has more authentic Japanese food; sushi sashimi soup etc. It's not that Jogoya doesn't have them, Jogoya does. But what overshadowed Jogoya's Japanese-ness is that Jogoya has a lot of other random food. (I didn't like the edamame in Tenji and those close to me will know how much I freaking love edamame)


One of my friends went to Tenji and she told me that I HAVE to try the coconuts cuz apparently they are freaking good. It's the same as Jogoya's. -_- But I'll give credit to Tenji as they have unlimited supply of coconuts, unlike Jogoya who will bring out a certain amount and that's it. I had 4 coconuts wtf.


What Tenji has that Jogoya doesn't have is CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN gosh I will sit there for the rest of my life haha. Also, they have crabs. Ok fine maybe I'll go back just cuz they have unlimited supply of coconuts and also the chocolate fountain. Haha.


In my opinion, it's like the both of them are on the same level. It just depends on what you want, variety or authenticity. But then again like I said, what Tenji has, you can find in Jogoya too. Not all, but the staple Japanese food. (:


Probably you should try it to really see if you like it or not.


I'm no food expert but since food is my passion, you should probably take my word when I have an opinion on food haha. Most friends have found my food advice reliable lol. But different people, different preferences anyway. By the way, Tenji is slightly more expensive. RM101 per person. That's after tax. I believe that Jogoya charges lesser than RM100 per person.

Labels: Food

More FMLs Haha










Today, I just finished having dinner with my boyfriend, so I leaned over to him and said seductively, "How about some dessert?" Obviously, he didn't catch my tone, because he then looked at me and said, "Babe, you really don't need it." FML

*

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarrhea in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everything." FML

*

Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me, so I decided to be bitchy about it and say "Did I say you could take a picture?" and he replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids." I turn around, and they were right behind me. FML

*

Today, I went to Tiffany's to exchange a bracelet my boyfriend had given me for our year anniversary. It was the first gift that he actually spent money on me for. The sales lady then told me that the bracelet was not a real Tiffany's item. FML

*

Today, I overheard my daughter compliment my mother by saying "My mom is way flabbier than you, Grandma." When I told her later that she hurt my feelings, she told me to "man up." She's seven. FML

*

Today, my boyfriend and his family had invited me to go on a Tropical family trip with them. When we got to the airport, security stopped me and opened my carry-on bag. I'd forgotten about the no-liquids rule. They took out a bottle of Massage Oil, Lube, Vagasil and Nair. His whole family saw. FML

*

Today, I was babysitting this one year old. She just learned how to say yes so if you asked her ANYTHING, she'd say yes. I asked her if she liked vegetables and she said "yes!" Then I asked her if I was pretty... she looked at me and said "NO." FML

*

Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, silettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. Im grounded. FML

*

Today, I was sitting in the living room with my parents when my dad asked my mom if she knew where he could find some double a batteries. She said to check my vibrator. He said he already did. FML

*

Today, my mom came to me and asked if I had drank her wine. I'm 16, so I lied and said "no". The next morning there was a DVD on my bed labeled "pool house security cameras- love mom." It was a video of me downing two bottles of red wine and having sex with my boyfriend. FML

*

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha oh damn this is funny.

Labels: Lols

Food&Me.










Roughly 2.5 hours after a sumptuous dinner at Chili's, I was telling TheBoyfriend that I feel nothing in my stomach anymore, to which he replied in Cantonese, "Omg you're gonna make me poor just by eating. I'm not even hungry yet."


Come on, even my dad calls me a crocodile/shark cuz of the way I eat sometimes. He said if he were to have another child, he's gonna be poor.


It's quite sad really. The week before, TheBoyfriend and I were at Midvalley, he wanted to bring me to Pasta Zanmai and the menu really reminds me of my R&D poster of lemons. -_-



Damn yellow and lemony. -_- Lemons are haunting me! Help wtf.


Anyway we parked our car in Gardens and we walked over to MV. There was this Japanese snacks fair thingie at the centre court of the FOOD FLOOR lol. I said to him that we're gonna come here and buy food before we go back.


Fast forward time and we were lining up at the cashier paying the parking fee and then suddenly I remembered that there was something that I have not done; buy Japanese food. So I was like, never mind I'm kinda lazy. He kept going on and on and on saying, "But it's food! Are you sure?" And I'll be like, "My feet's hurting and killing me. I don't want to walk back there." Then he'll go, "But it's foooooood! Are you really, really sure???"


Then I'll give in. "Ok fine. I'm going back there."


-_-


Anyway yesterday after saying that I don't feel food in my stomach anymore, he said to go to A&W and have waffles. (:



See that white speck on that woman's top? That's my fork hahahahahahahahaha.


While I was cutting the waffles, it broke and it flew to my left haha. You know how flimsy those things are? They are made of plastic and I'm supposed to use them to cut my waffle. I was just telling TheBoyfriend that why they give us utensils like that, they're gonna break easily and true enough it broke when I used it. -_-


It was quite funny cuz TheBoyfriend was like, "Hahahaha suddenly I saw something white flying over to the other side!"


We quickly finished our rootbeer and left, still laughing. Haha. By the way, that woman has no clue that it was stuck to her shirt. I wonder if she realized that it was there after we've left. Lol.

Labels: Baby, Food

Life lesson: Do something that is within your means, just so you wouldn't have to rely on others.


I'd think that's a very good lesson. Even if you are trying to please others, make sure whatever it is that you're trying to do, you are capable of doing it.

Labels: Random

FML = Fuck My Life










*

Today, my boss told me that I was hired because of how much I reminded him of his daughter. Taking this as a compliment, I mentioned it to a co-worker who I was trying to impress. I later found out that my boss’ daughter is both clinically obese and mentally challenged. FML

*

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "Be my baby's daddy!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

*

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "Be my baby's daddy!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

*

Today, I went to my guidance counselor and told her how I'd been fascinated with space since I was 12, had read about the universe and everything, and how I want to be an astrologist when I grow up. She stared at me for a second, before saying, "But you're... stupid." FML

*

Today, I was at this awesome party and I was dancing with this really attractive girl who started making out with me all of a sudden. Five minutes later, my friend told me that the girl had just given him a blowjob. FML

*

Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children and adults with disabilities. I was rushing to get the email out and hit send before I realized that instead of "Best Regards" I had typed "Best Retards" as the closing line. FML

*

Today, I found out my four best friends are going to Florida for spring break without me. When asked why I was not invited to go with them the answer I received was, "we don't think you would look very good in a bathing suit, and we want to be able to pick up cute guys on the beach." FML

*

Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I proceeded to ask what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML

*

Today, I was driving down the road when I got to a red light. I looked over and saw a hot chick in a convertible so I spoke to my window thinking she couldn't hear me "Hey girl, I may have a tiny dick but I make up for it in speed and stamina." She looked over. I forgot about the sunroof. FML

*

Today, I went on a walk with the guy I like. He held my hand, so I decided to tell him that I had feelings for him. He said that he had feelings for me too. I smiled and leaned in to kiss him. He put his hand on my face and pushed it away, and said "until your acne clears, we are NOT together." FML

*

Today, I was sitting on my 70 year old grandmothers bed with my older brother. I decided to snoop through the cabinet at the back of her bed, and I pulled out what I naively thought was a strange looking flashlight. When I twisted the bottom of it to see what would happen it started vibrating. FML

*

Today, I drove to Bank of America to deposit money. Upon returning to my car I saw some random new scratches on the front. I proceeded to kick and rub it to try and get rid of it. Then I notice someone in the car staring at me in bewilderment. I'd parked 2 spaces away. We have the same car. FML

*

Today, my mother told me she didn't want my girlfriend spending the night anymore. I asked why, she said she heard us doing the nasty the night before and I denied it, hoping I could call her bluff. She paused for a moment and proceeded to moan EXACTLY like my girlfriend does. FML

*

Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML

*

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

*

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she randomly asked me "does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked "does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

*

Today, I was walking down the street and i saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. I thought it fell out of the pocket of the man in front of me so i decided to do the right thing and i asked him if he dropped it. He said yes and took it. I later realized the 20 dollars was mine. FML

*

Today, I was sitting beside this cute guy on a bench. Suddenly, he goes, "I know we don't know each other very well, but would you like to have dinner on Saturday?" I turn to him with a goofy smile, and exclaim "I'D LOVE TO!" He gives me a weird look, turns his head and points to his Bluetooth. FML

*




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


For real? Lol.


Better get back to work.

Labels: Lols

Weekend Update










I've gotta say that "Marley&Me" is the saddest book I've ever read. I've been crying and bawling my eyes out ever since John put Marley to sleep. ))))))))): Like seriously, I didn't stop crying till I finished the book ): I seriously recommend this book to animal lovers. A very good read -- something we all will soon face and that's the reality of life. Sighs.. But yea everyone should read this book.


Other than that, I've been on a Judith McNaught marathon. Lol. If only I can read my notes like how I read novels, I'll be acing everything! Lol.


Speaking of marathon, I'm on a three-episode-marathon of American Idol. From the group 3 performance to the top 3 selection to the wild card round. Is it me or Randy Jackson is just damn annoying?


Does he really have to boo Simon Cowell when everyone in the crowd's actually cheering for him? Awww Randy, I think you're jealous that Simon's more famous than you are, despite his brutal honesty. I've also discovered the beauty of the fast forward button on WMP. Lol. I just forward the judging part to Simon Cowell's turn to speak haha. Seriously I think everyone just listens to Simon Cowell.


Moreover Simon Cowell has been known to make pretty good predictions about who's gonna go through to the next round. (:


Another thing is, I just signed up for a 10km-marathon in Bukit Jalil on the 29th of March. Quite stupid to do it without training. Even if I were to train, I'll only have 3 weeks to up my 2km run to 10km -_- It's possible if I don't have my R&D experiments almost every day cuz then I can train every freaking day. It's seriously taking my life out of me. Roar.


Been having a rough week with TheBoyfriend but everything's ironed out perfectly and neatly. No more creases or crumples haha wtf.


By the way, I still think that Jason Mraz is orgasmic; just in case you people think I'm over him haha.

Labels: Random

Jason Mraz was freaking orgasmic...........


He started with 'Make It Mine' and then the live version of 'You&I Both' is freaking awesome. Honestly everything was awesome. ((((((: 'I'm Yours' is nice but not as nice as some of the videos that I saw in Youtube, BUT STILL AWESOME.


I think I was damn blown away. (:


Jason Mraz was freaking orgasmic. Seriously. Orgasmic.

Labels: Random

T__T and n__n wtf










Just cuz I was under the stupid sun from about 9.30am till 12pm, I am having burnt shoulders. And a nice V-shaped tan on my chest. Dammit. Moreover I still have not totally recovered from my Krabi tan. Life sucks.



And this is what I've been doing under the damned sun.


I have another week of experiments to go through and imagine all the fun that I'm gonna have har-dee-har-har.


But on a happier note..


I AM GOING TO SEE JASON MRAZ LIVEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!


Woot woot.

Labels: Pictures, Random

Didn't give a fuck yesterday.
Don't give a fuck today.
Probably won't give a fuck tomorrow.

Smiling With Your Eyes










Weng Lum and I were talking about Tyra Banks always wanting her models to do the 'smiling with your eyes' thing. So I said my MSN display photo is doing the same thing; smiling with my eyes.


Then he said I look more shocked than smiling. I told him I'll show him in uni that I can smile with my eyes and he said I cannot cover my mouth cuz that's cheating and he'll ILLUSTRATE his point..





HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


Weng Lum you're awesome haha.

Labels: Friends

Of Overrated-ness










I sincerely think that all the hype that everyone has been giving Tenji, is too much and really, Tenji is overrated.


I'd just say that the environment there is really nice; scenery and all. Loved those.


Food-wise? It really depends on what you want. Based on what people have been telling me, how good the food is yadda yadda, I'd say it's just alright. Nothing fantastic. Nothing that will make me crave something from Tenji.


Compare Jogoya and Tenji? Tenji has more authentic Japanese food; sushi sashimi soup etc. It's not that Jogoya doesn't have them, Jogoya does. But what overshadowed Jogoya's Japanese-ness is that Jogoya has a lot of other random food. (I didn't like the edamame in Tenji and those close to me will know how much I freaking love edamame)


One of my friends went to Tenji and she told me that I HAVE to try the coconuts cuz apparently they are freaking good. It's the same as Jogoya's. -_- But I'll give credit to Tenji as they have unlimited supply of coconuts, unlike Jogoya who will bring out a certain amount and that's it. I had 4 coconuts wtf.


What Tenji has that Jogoya doesn't have is CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN gosh I will sit there for the rest of my life haha. Also, they have crabs. Ok fine maybe I'll go back just cuz they have unlimited supply of coconuts and also the chocolate fountain. Haha.


In my opinion, it's like the both of them are on the same level. It just depends on what you want, variety or authenticity. But then again like I said, what Tenji has, you can find in Jogoya too. Not all, but the staple Japanese food. (:


Probably you should try it to really see if you like it or not.


I'm no food expert but since food is my passion, you should probably take my word when I have an opinion on food haha. Most friends have found my food advice reliable lol. But different people, different preferences anyway. By the way, Tenji is slightly more expensive. RM101 per person. That's after tax. I believe that Jogoya charges lesser than RM100 per person.

Labels: Food

More FMLs Haha










Today, I just finished having dinner with my boyfriend, so I leaned over to him and said seductively, "How about some dessert?" Obviously, he didn't catch my tone, because he then looked at me and said, "Babe, you really don't need it." FML

*

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarrhea in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everything." FML

*

Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me, so I decided to be bitchy about it and say "Did I say you could take a picture?" and he replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids." I turn around, and they were right behind me. FML

*

Today, I went to Tiffany's to exchange a bracelet my boyfriend had given me for our year anniversary. It was the first gift that he actually spent money on me for. The sales lady then told me that the bracelet was not a real Tiffany's item. FML

*

Today, I overheard my daughter compliment my mother by saying "My mom is way flabbier than you, Grandma." When I told her later that she hurt my feelings, she told me to "man up." She's seven. FML

*

Today, my boyfriend and his family had invited me to go on a Tropical family trip with them. When we got to the airport, security stopped me and opened my carry-on bag. I'd forgotten about the no-liquids rule. They took out a bottle of Massage Oil, Lube, Vagasil and Nair. His whole family saw. FML

*

Today, I was babysitting this one year old. She just learned how to say yes so if you asked her ANYTHING, she'd say yes. I asked her if she liked vegetables and she said "yes!" Then I asked her if I was pretty... she looked at me and said "NO." FML

*

Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, silettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. Im grounded. FML

*

Today, I was sitting in the living room with my parents when my dad asked my mom if she knew where he could find some double a batteries. She said to check my vibrator. He said he already did. FML

*

Today, my mom came to me and asked if I had drank her wine. I'm 16, so I lied and said "no". The next morning there was a DVD on my bed labeled "pool house security cameras- love mom." It was a video of me downing two bottles of red wine and having sex with my boyfriend. FML

*

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha oh damn this is funny.

Labels: Lols

Food&Me.










Roughly 2.5 hours after a sumptuous dinner at Chili's, I was telling TheBoyfriend that I feel nothing in my stomach anymore, to which he replied in Cantonese, "Omg you're gonna make me poor just by eating. I'm not even hungry yet."


Come on, even my dad calls me a crocodile/shark cuz of the way I eat sometimes. He said if he were to have another child, he's gonna be poor.


It's quite sad really. The week before, TheBoyfriend and I were at Midvalley, he wanted to bring me to Pasta Zanmai and the menu really reminds me of my R&D poster of lemons. -_-



Damn yellow and lemony. -_- Lemons are haunting me! Help wtf.


Anyway we parked our car in Gardens and we walked over to MV. There was this Japanese snacks fair thingie at the centre court of the FOOD FLOOR lol. I said to him that we're gonna come here and buy food before we go back.


Fast forward time and we were lining up at the cashier paying the parking fee and then suddenly I remembered that there was something that I have not done; buy Japanese food. So I was like, never mind I'm kinda lazy. He kept going on and on and on saying, "But it's food! Are you sure?" And I'll be like, "My feet's hurting and killing me. I don't want to walk back there." Then he'll go, "But it's foooooood! Are you really, really sure???"


Then I'll give in. "Ok fine. I'm going back there."


-_-


Anyway yesterday after saying that I don't feel food in my stomach anymore, he said to go to A&W and have waffles. (:



See that white speck on that woman's top? That's my fork hahahahahahahahaha.


While I was cutting the waffles, it broke and it flew to my left haha. You know how flimsy those things are? They are made of plastic and I'm supposed to use them to cut my waffle. I was just telling TheBoyfriend that why they give us utensils like that, they're gonna break easily and true enough it broke when I used it. -_-


It was quite funny cuz TheBoyfriend was like, "Hahahaha suddenly I saw something white flying over to the other side!"


We quickly finished our rootbeer and left, still laughing. Haha. By the way, that woman has no clue that it was stuck to her shirt. I wonder if she realized that it was there after we've left. Lol.

Labels: Baby, Food

Life lesson: Do something that is within your means, just so you wouldn't have to rely on others.


I'd think that's a very good lesson. Even if you are trying to please others, make sure whatever it is that you're trying to do, you are capable of doing it.

Labels: Random

FML = Fuck My Life










*

Today, my boss told me that I was hired because of how much I reminded him of his daughter. Taking this as a compliment, I mentioned it to a co-worker who I was trying to impress. I later found out that my boss’ daughter is both clinically obese and mentally challenged. FML

*

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "Be my baby's daddy!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

*

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "Be my baby's daddy!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

*

Today, I went to my guidance counselor and told her how I'd been fascinated with space since I was 12, had read about the universe and everything, and how I want to be an astrologist when I grow up. She stared at me for a second, before saying, "But you're... stupid." FML

*

Today, I was at this awesome party and I was dancing with this really attractive girl who started making out with me all of a sudden. Five minutes later, my friend told me that the girl had just given him a blowjob. FML

*

Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children and adults with disabilities. I was rushing to get the email out and hit send before I realized that instead of "Best Regards" I had typed "Best Retards" as the closing line. FML

*

Today, I found out my four best friends are going to Florida for spring break without me. When asked why I was not invited to go with them the answer I received was, "we don't think you would look very good in a bathing suit, and we want to be able to pick up cute guys on the beach." FML

*

Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I proceeded to ask what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML

*

Today, I was driving down the road when I got to a red light. I looked over and saw a hot chick in a convertible so I spoke to my window thinking she couldn't hear me "Hey girl, I may have a tiny dick but I make up for it in speed and stamina." She looked over. I forgot about the sunroof. FML

*

Today, I went on a walk with the guy I like. He held my hand, so I decided to tell him that I had feelings for him. He said that he had feelings for me too. I smiled and leaned in to kiss him. He put his hand on my face and pushed it away, and said "until your acne clears, we are NOT together." FML

*

Today, I was sitting on my 70 year old grandmothers bed with my older brother. I decided to snoop through the cabinet at the back of her bed, and I pulled out what I naively thought was a strange looking flashlight. When I twisted the bottom of it to see what would happen it started vibrating. FML

*

Today, I drove to Bank of America to deposit money. Upon returning to my car I saw some random new scratches on the front. I proceeded to kick and rub it to try and get rid of it. Then I notice someone in the car staring at me in bewilderment. I'd parked 2 spaces away. We have the same car. FML

*

Today, my mother told me she didn't want my girlfriend spending the night anymore. I asked why, she said she heard us doing the nasty the night before and I denied it, hoping I could call her bluff. She paused for a moment and proceeded to moan EXACTLY like my girlfriend does. FML

*

Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML

*

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

*

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she randomly asked me "does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked "does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

*

Today, I was walking down the street and i saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. I thought it fell out of the pocket of the man in front of me so i decided to do the right thing and i asked him if he dropped it. He said yes and took it. I later realized the 20 dollars was mine. FML

*

Today, I was sitting beside this cute guy on a bench. Suddenly, he goes, "I know we don't know each other very well, but would you like to have dinner on Saturday?" I turn to him with a goofy smile, and exclaim "I'D LOVE TO!" He gives me a weird look, turns his head and points to his Bluetooth. FML

*




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


For real? Lol.


Better get back to work.

Labels: Lols

Weekend Update










I've gotta say that "Marley&Me" is the saddest book I've ever read. I've been crying and bawling my eyes out ever since John put Marley to sleep. ))))))))): Like seriously, I didn't stop crying till I finished the book ): I seriously recommend this book to animal lovers. A very good read -- something we all will soon face and that's the reality of life. Sighs.. But yea everyone should read this book.


Other than that, I've been on a Judith McNaught marathon. Lol. If only I can read my notes like how I read novels, I'll be acing everything! Lol.


Speaking of marathon, I'm on a three-episode-marathon of American Idol. From the group 3 performance to the top 3 selection to the wild card round. Is it me or Randy Jackson is just damn annoying?


Does he really have to boo Simon Cowell when everyone in the crowd's actually cheering for him? Awww Randy, I think you're jealous that Simon's more famous than you are, despite his brutal honesty. I've also discovered the beauty of the fast forward button on WMP. Lol. I just forward the judging part to Simon Cowell's turn to speak haha. Seriously I think everyone just listens to Simon Cowell.


Moreover Simon Cowell has been known to make pretty good predictions about who's gonna go through to the next round. (:


Another thing is, I just signed up for a 10km-marathon in Bukit Jalil on the 29th of March. Quite stupid to do it without training. Even if I were to train, I'll only have 3 weeks to up my 2km run to 10km -_- It's possible if I don't have my R&D experiments almost every day cuz then I can train every freaking day. It's seriously taking my life out of me. Roar.


Been having a rough week with TheBoyfriend but everything's ironed out perfectly and neatly. No more creases or crumples haha wtf.


By the way, I still think that Jason Mraz is orgasmic; just in case you people think I'm over him haha.

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Jason Mraz was freaking orgasmic...........


He started with 'Make It Mine' and then the live version of 'You&I Both' is freaking awesome. Honestly everything was awesome. ((((((: 'I'm Yours' is nice but not as nice as some of the videos that I saw in Youtube, BUT STILL AWESOME.


I think I was damn blown away. (:


Jason Mraz was freaking orgasmic. Seriously. Orgasmic.

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T__T and n__n wtf










Just cuz I was under the stupid sun from about 9.30am till 12pm, I am having burnt shoulders. And a nice V-shaped tan on my chest. Dammit. Moreover I still have not totally recovered from my Krabi tan. Life sucks.



And this is what I've been doing under the damned sun.


I have another week of experiments to go through and imagine all the fun that I'm gonna have har-dee-har-har.


But on a happier note..


I AM GOING TO SEE JASON MRAZ LIVEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!


Woot woot.

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